Tuesday, 23 August 2016

From a different angle

A rich man woke up one day and decided to travel from one poor country to another in search of the poorest man on earth. He travelled for days by train, car and boat, until he finally got to one who lives on the furthest islands in the nation. As he surveyed the bleak but inspiring landscape, he turned to one local villager and said: "You must be the poorest person here aren't you?" he responded: "Poor in what sense?"

Sometimes it is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but It is also good to check ones in a while to see if you have not lost those things that money can’t buy
Remember, its all in how you look at it.

Desmond desyboy

Smart decision (story of two pebbles)

Many years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the merchant's beautiful daughter, so he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the merchant's debt if he could marry the daughter. Both the merchant and his daughter were horrified by the proposal.

The moneylender told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty bag. The girl would then have to pick one pebble from the bag. If she picked the black pebble, she would become the moneylender's wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. If she picked the white pebble, she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. But, if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.

Monday, 22 August 2016

Put a Smile on Someones Face

Hope your day is going on well. As part of my put a smile on someone’s face campaign, here is a few funny pictures and a funny fact about politics. First lets differentiate Knowledge from wisdom

Knowledge and wisdom:
There is a difference between knowledge and wisdom.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad.

My Bank and I

This is no ponzi scheme, its real Imagine there is a bank which credits your account each morning with £86,400, carries over no balance from day to day, allows you to keep no cash balance, and every evening cancels whatever part of the amount you had failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every pound, of course!

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Little Boys Note

A little boy sat outside and watched his friend play football with his dad, smiled and sourmorned courage to ask his dad to play with him someday. Well as usual, the dad being a very busy man came hone tired and exhausted, and before the son could open his mouth to ask he said son, go to your room and play your game I am too tired to do anything now.